J4Gs gather and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my pod death.
I shall take no wife (:negative:) hold no SOV, father no children (:flaccid:).
I shall wear no wizard hats and win no glory.
I shall live and die by my posts. I am the goon in the darkness.
I am the watcher in the basement. I am the fleshwall that guards the realms of goondom.
I pledge my life and plus-reps to the Auth team, for this night and all the nights to come.


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