YOU MAY PLAY TOO MUCH EVE IF....

1. You run away from car collisions so you don’t get podded.
2. You refer to your pants as “cargohold”.
3. You try to use your Rorqual to compress music files.
4. You open a petition when you can’t find your other sock.
5. You often participate in seven conversations at once
6. you get turned on by the phrase, "skill training complete'