The best thing about dying is naming your new ship.

Names thus far include:

Hot Mess
Unruly Child
Congenital Snarker

Proposed future names:

I Blame The Parents
Opportunistic Cephalovore
Charitable Interpretation
Liveware Malfunction
Anachronistic Mannerisms
Of Course I'm Being Sincere
Retroactive Omniscience
Witless Retort
Honest Mistake
You're Projecting Again
Unexplored Regions of Parameter Space
Unreliable Witness
Double-Valued Solution
Cognitive Dissonance
Teething Problems
Lapsed Pacifist
Legitimate Conflict of Interest
Over Five Percent Optimism!
Worldview Transplant
Unreasonable Request
Grandiose Folly
Gravitas Inversion
Trivial Solution
Mildly Felonious Course of Action
Ravenous Infovore
The Pebble in the Cake
Slightly Stabby
Uncanny Resemblance
Grandiose Folly
Rifter? I Barely Know Her!
Flippant Under Pressure
Ethics Gradient

Most of these names are inspired by Iain M. Banks' Culture books.