Once upon a time there was a small niglet born on a high mountaintop. His name was Gregol, affectionately known as Greggy by his close friends and family. He learned to be an hero and descended from the mountains with his horde of memers and became the best space-nig he could be.
CHAPTER 1:
Flying away from planet Neo-GnomeChild-Metropolis, Gregol took a moment to reflect on the 50 young nubile virgins he had just fingerbanged in front of the Space Pope. "I love my job," he thought, as he dropped his cyber shades into place over his smartelligent eye-replacement techno-implants. With his MWD burning hot like the fire in his loins, he zipped away from the desolate planet that he had pillaged and raped for 3 millenia.
CHAPTER 2:
Now a fertile and dominant old man, Gregol laid aside the anabolic mind-roids he had been blasted on for the past 50 years and thought back on his time as a boy. As the light slowly died in his eyes he pumped his shaft one last time... "I Am DTF" he sighs.