I am a gambling space whore, so if there is a hypernet offer that you want and I do not have one active... Hit me up and let me now what you want. I have most caps and will private auction up to the 5b ships, stations, etc. Please check the general hypernet first before you contact me directly. As you will see below, I am generally busy AF, so my time (and yours) is important. Send me a message and give me 5 minutes to go through my inventory. I will be happy to see what I can do for you. Having said that.....

I am really trying to be better with my afk'ness, but sometimes I slack off. If you send a chat request and I do not respond or if in a general chat and I do not respond..... Sincere apologies, but I am either afk or busy AF. This little side hustle is basically a second job (being paid minimum wage in ISK) and is a monumental time sink. Mail works sooooo much better for me especially if your request is time flexible.

ALL SHIPS/STATIONS

If you win one of my auctions and you want to sell the ship back to me for instant ISK, I will buy back most ships. You must contact the ship back to me within 24 hours of the auction completion. Otherwise, it causes an accounting issue and I make no promises. I will match the Jita high BUY price.

CALLING ALL MANUFACTURERS

Tired of people undercutting all of your prices? Need intant ISK? Well you have ships and I have demand/ISK. Reach out and we will talk. I have a few direct buying relationships in place and I am always looking for more. What I can offer:

- A steady, consistent income through a steady demand.
- Everything is done by contracts. No funny stuff.
- Strike prices are set upon the order. We both know exactly what we are getting.
- A pathway to becoming filthy rich.

Some favorites:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader.... He was a sympathetic figure from a certain perspective. All he wanted was to bring order to the galaxy...

"....The truth is, you're the weak and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin' Ringo, I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd" - Jules Winfield - Pulp Fiction - The control in that scene...