Taldrid is the only human in existence to be born with nipples on his balls. Combined with his ability to sprout and retract facial hair at will, Taldrid is universally considered to be the pinnacle of masculinity to which all men compare.

Taldrid's mother was the famous janitor Rhio Thourikus, who's service in the Balle system revolutionised the way in which faeces-traps are processed to this day. At the peak of her long, hygenic career, Rhio was tragically killed when she attempted to masturbate with a TFV-2000 Cosmic Vacuum Cleaner. At the point of orgasm, her skeleton was unceremoniously sucked out through her vagina and cast into open space.

Taldrid's greatest exploit is surely his involvement in the famous Circumcision Revolt. Over 3 years of service he single-handedly rescued the foreskins of over 1000 men with minimal loss of pubes. His heroic effort is immortalized in the Luse system in the form of the '1000 prick salute'... A monument of shockingy impressive detail.