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Chip Patton
Jan 28, 2018
Jul 23, 2014(11y)
Jul 23, 2026(93d)
Combat
Kills7
Losses4
Efficiency64%
ISK
Destroyed1.67b
Lost91.66b
ISK Eff.2%
Solo
Solo Kills3
Solo Ratio43%
Final Blows5
Points7
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Gallente
Gallente
5.00
Chip Patton
Last Active
Jan 28, 2018
Birthday
Jul 23, 2014 (11 years old)
Next Birthday
Jul 23, 2026 (93 days)
Combat
Kills7
Losses4
Efficiency64%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed1.67b
Lost91.66b
ISK Efficiency2%
Balance-89993589643
Solo
Solo Kills3
Solo Ratio43%
Final Blows5
Points7
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
An EVE player and a WOW player walk into a bar, sit down, and order a drink.
Immediately, the WOW player takes notice of a hot woman sitting by herself sipping a
drink. The WOW player remarks, "Damn she's hot! Tell me you wouldn't screw her!"
The EVE player, while looking over at the woman, replies with confusion, "Out of what?"
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Three wives were sitting at a table talking. One remarks, "My husband is a
psychologist, and every night before sex he gives me flowers, and I like that."
The second woman remarks, "My husband is a mechanic, and he gives it to me
rough and I like that!"
The third woman chimes in, "Well, my husband is a CCP developer and all he does
is sits on the bed and tells me how good it will be when I actually get it."
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How many EVE developers does it take to change a light-bulb?
5
One, to tell us they're changing a lightbulb. The second, to realize they have a 110W
lightbulb they've bought for a 80W socket. The third to change the lightbulb. The fourth
to nerf the lightswitch so it is only used at certain times. And finally the fifth, to nerf
the power coming into the building so the lightbulb only consumes 80 Watts.
Which means they now need a whole slew of developers to change the rest of the bulbs
that barely have enough juice to glow. This is the logic of CCP.
Immediately, the WOW player takes notice of a hot woman sitting by herself sipping a
drink. The WOW player remarks, "Damn she's hot! Tell me you wouldn't screw her!"
The EVE player, while looking over at the woman, replies with confusion, "Out of what?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Three wives were sitting at a table talking. One remarks, "My husband is a
psychologist, and every night before sex he gives me flowers, and I like that."
The second woman remarks, "My husband is a mechanic, and he gives it to me
rough and I like that!"
The third woman chimes in, "Well, my husband is a CCP developer and all he does
is sits on the bed and tells me how good it will be when I actually get it."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How many EVE developers does it take to change a light-bulb?
5
One, to tell us they're changing a lightbulb. The second, to realize they have a 110W
lightbulb they've bought for a 80W socket. The third to change the lightbulb. The fourth
to nerf the lightswitch so it is only used at certain times. And finally the fifth, to nerf
the power coming into the building so the lightbulb only consumes 80 Watts.
Which means they now need a whole slew of developers to change the rest of the bulbs
that barely have enough juice to glow. This is the logic of CCP.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -