Born in 1983 during communist rule of the east block of germany i was bought up in a mining family

by age 16 i was sent to the mines
since it was communist kgb spys were everywhere
they bumped into me and said....boy
you look like a hard worker its safer to work in
russia so against my morals i joined the russian
navy and rose through the ranks

in 1999 i was offered to be the last soviet
cosmonaut in space so i stayed in space
and had nowhere to turn to so the closest
thing to europe was the Gallente Federal Naval academy