Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a miner known as a Null-Bear

In west Metropolis born and raised,
In an asteroid belt is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out mining' fracking' all cool,
And all shooting some veld rock, lasors not a rorqual
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I was in one little gank and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Delve"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a ship and then she gave me a fit.
I put my warpstabs on and she said, "you better damn insure it."

First few jumps yo, this aint bad
Concord on every gate gankers be mad,
Is this what the people of delve living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're pirates, Scoundrels and all bad
Is this the type of place that they just sent this noob to rat?
I don't think so,
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for another null-bear

Well, On a null gate I landed, when I jumped through
There was a dude who looked dangerous looking for somthing to shoot
I ain't trying to get poped yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whisked past a guy he said "why'd you come here"
The license plate said "CONDI" and it had Bee in the mirror
If anything I could say that this guy was fair
when I told him,
Yo, im here to be a null-bear.

I pulled up to the keepstar about 7 or 8
And I yelled to ma new buddy
"Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at the kingdom
I was finally there
To mine with Goons as a delve Null-bear