"Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability
to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
-Albert Einstein

"If you judge the character, you can't play it."
-Alan Rickman

"It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business."
-Mahatma Gandhi

"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can
learn from a wise answer."
-Bruce Lee

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss
of enthusiasm."
-Winston Churchill

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
-George Bernard Shaw

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a
mask, and he will tell you the truth."
-Oscar Wilde

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts."
-John Steinbeck