I was an orphaned young boy living with my uncle on a distant planet.until one day some old dude in a robe shows up and wants my 2 driods......wait,,wait thats not right.
Oh Yes, I was part of a federation of planets, but I got sick of the damn captains overdramatizing every little thing and the 1st officer with his damned pointed ears,,,logical this logicalthat,,blah,Blah Blah! Oh wait,,thats all wrong..Ill have to finish this later..