Derrek Shawn — legacy portraitDerrek Shawn
5.00
Apr 29, 2018
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(207d)
Combat
Kills21
Losses22
Efficiency49%
ISK
Destroyed8.58b
Lost9.23b
ISK Eff.48%
Solo
Solo Kills5
Solo Ratio24%
Final Blows8
Points21
Other
NPC Losses2
NPC Loss Ratio9%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
[08:40:48] Maigo Saitama > people don't trust russian links lol

Guy goes into a bar with a robot bartender:

Robot:
“What will you have?”
Guy: “Martini.”
--The robot brings back the best martini ever--

Robot: “What’s your IQ?”
Guy: “168.”
--The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.--
--The guy leaves, but he is curious…So he goes back into the bar.--

Robot: “What will you have?”
Guy: “Martini.”
--Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man.--

Robot: “What’s your IQ?”
Guy: “100.”
--The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.--
--The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.--

Robot: “What will you have?”
Guy: “Martini”
--And the robot brings him another great martini.--

Robot: “What’s your IQ?”
Guy: “Uh, about 50.”
--The robot leans in real close--

Robot: “Goon heh??”
Dashboard
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Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -