I was once a soldier for the Gallente Federation. Those days are over. I am a capsuleer, flying Caldari ships. I brew my own space whisky and age it in empty Minmatar ammo boxes. I once made the run from Jita to Osmon in 4 jumps.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes.