Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

Why didn't the sun go to college?
(Because it already had a million degrees!)

Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.

Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the milky way.

What did Mars say to Saturn?
(Give me a ring sometime!)

What type of songs do the planets sing?
(Nep-tunes!)

How do you organize a space party?
(You planet!)

Where do capsuleer keep their sandwiches?
(In a launch box!)