Easygoing yet forgetful young man working as an alien hunter, My job is to locate and apprehend rare specimens of creatures across the galaxy. I am the captain of the Aloha Oe. My personal spaceship. I regularly visit an intergalactic Hooters-type restaurant known as "Boobies" where I indulge in my posterior fetish and dream of someday buying out the chain.

"Boobies…Boobies…Boobies… That’s all guys think about these days. Well they’re idiots. Show me a boob man and I’ll show you a no-brain, no-class knuckle dragger who knows nothing of the fairer sex… They don’t get it. You can’t take the measure of a good woman by ogling her chest…" — Dandy

"Dandy... He is a Dandy guy. In space." - Common stereotype

"It's time to get the ass the respect it deserves!" — Dandy




See you Space Cowboy....