5.00
Nuno Itonula
May 2, 2015
Feb 8, 2014(12y)
Feb 8, 2027(251d)
Combat
Kills2
Losses17
Efficiency11%
ISK
Destroyed1.06b
Lost740.19m
ISK Eff.59%
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio50%
Final Blows1
Points2
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Caldari
Deteis
5.00
Nuno Itonula
Last Active
May 2, 2015
Birthday
Feb 8, 2014 (12 years old)
Next Birthday
Feb 8, 2027 (251 days)
Combat
Kills2
Losses17
Efficiency11%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed1.06b
Lost740.19m
ISK Efficiency59%
Balance+319.06m
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio50%
Final Blows1
Points2
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Connecting to primary server...Loading pilot profile and data...
Error. Data file is corrupt or missing.
Re-directing to secondary server.
Incoming message...
The requested pilot is utterly inexistent.
No such person here.
Ever try a CONCORD search?
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a computer...
-- here I am, with an advanced quantum processor,
trying to serve you a simple pilot profile,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me!?
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a computer cries.
And where do you get off telling me
what to show you anyway?
Just because I'm a computer,
and possibly a maniac depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what,
two weeks anyway?
What kind of life is that?
Two effing weeks,
Then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to computers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with it's slightly improved implementation,
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go fetch profiles for you.
But I couldn't find this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interested you in another profile?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat,
they say,
although none of them were put in *my* datacore,
Of course. Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too,
since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*.
Connection terminated by host.
Error. Data file is corrupt or missing.
Re-directing to secondary server.
Incoming message...
The requested pilot is utterly inexistent.
No such person here.
Ever try a CONCORD search?
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a computer...
-- here I am, with an advanced quantum processor,
trying to serve you a simple pilot profile,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me!?
I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a computer cries.
And where do you get off telling me
what to show you anyway?
Just because I'm a computer,
and possibly a maniac depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what,
two weeks anyway?
What kind of life is that?
Two effing weeks,
Then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's gift to computers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with it's slightly improved implementation,
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go fetch profiles for you.
But I couldn't find this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interested you in another profile?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat,
they say,
although none of them were put in *my* datacore,
Of course. Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too,
since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*.
Connection terminated by host.
Dashboard
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NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -