There's a nullbabby blobber in 0.0 space, in a Goonswarm fleet. He does it for free. He takes his job very seriously. He does it because its the only amount of power and control he'll ever have in his pathetic life. He blobs against fleets he doesn't like because they interfere with the backlog of little chinese girl cartoons he still has to watch. Everytime someone escapes his poorly fitted tackle, he has an asthma attack. He will never have a girlfriend. He will never know how to do to anything other than follow the orders of his fat neckbeard fleet officer. He will never be at a healthy weight.

Screw the goons, be an Outlaw, and join small-gang PvP!