DRAKE PILOT AND HANDSOME MUSTACHIO SPACE PILOT ZIGGY MANWIND.

Drake Pilot extraordinare for hire! who also has a pretty nice collection of pipes made from cool wood types, oak, rosewood..

if hired not responsible for:
- weapons misfire
- mission failure
- critical mass is reached and the universe implodes
- running over pedestrians
- lamps
- permanent loss of face
- severe cardiac trauma
- setting wrong timer on explosives
- failing to set explosives
- eating explosives
- digestive failure
- civilian casualties caused by any of the above

Will work for free if, giant battle + imminent = true.