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Cupcake Tessa

Nov 19, 2016
Jun 3, 1969(57y)
Jun 3, 2027(311d)
Combat
Kills8
Losses10
Efficiency44%
ISK
Destroyed2.98b
Lost974.23m
ISK Eff.75%
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio13%
Final Blows1
Points8
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio10%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Behold Tessa
She once acted weak and helpless, just to see what it felt like.
Her hair alone once started a war...
Every 28 days, she becomes unbearably sweet and noncombative.
The sight of her in a bikini produces more wood than all of the world’s timber companies.
She has been known to cook in the nude. Outside.
she can seduce you with her voice or her eyes. She can kill you with both.
She doesn't have penis envy, she has penis sympathy.
She is continuously losing her virginity, just so others can find it.
she knows much more than you, but you would never know it.
Watching football is her idea of foreplay, And She would rather roll over and go to sleep than cuddle after sex.
Tiger Woods once tried to seduce her, she punched him in the balls.
She Is The Most Intresting Woman In The World.

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Stats

No activity in the last 90d

Last seen Nov 2016

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -