"Hello Ladies... look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back... to me... sadly he isn't me, but if he joined EVE he could fly like he's me.... look down back up, where are you? You're in a Station with the man your man could fly like ... what's in my hand? I have it it's two jump gates to that place you love... look again, the jump gates are now WARP SCRAMBLERS! Anything is possible when your man plays EVE and not WOW."

"Did you know, women prefer a man in EVE, one bajillion times more than lady scented body wash? Did you know I'm flying this Megathron.... backwards!! Heeyaw!!"

"Like a bunch of teenage girls wearing frilly dresses and driving Challenger 2 tanks through Nullsec"

"We meant to go out for a 'roam' but wound up in a dead end system with the gate bubbled.... so it turned into a lurk."