Maria Delas Mercedes
Sep 11, 2020
Dec 28, 2013(12y)
Dec 28, 2026(130d)
Combat
Kills7,764
Losses1,562
Efficiency83%
ISK
Destroyed2.84t
Lost576.66b
ISK Eff.83%
Solo
Solo Kills1,575
Solo Ratio20%
Final Blows4,243
Points7,799
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day1.68
ActivityInactive
Maria Delas Mercedes
Last Active
Sep 11, 2020
Birthday
Dec 28, 2013 (12 years old)
Next Birthday
Dec 28, 2026 (130 days)
Combat
Kills7,764
Losses1,562
Efficiency83%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed2.84t
Lost576.66b
ISK Efficiency83%
Balance+2.26t
Solo
Solo Kills1,575
Solo Ratio20%
Final Blows4,243
Points7,799
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day1.68
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
So, you're obviously the big dick...
...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.
There are two types of balls:
There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls.
These are your last words so make them a prayer.
Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...
...but they're not clever.
They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.
And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...
...and have brought your two little faggot balls along...
...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.
There's no pussy here...
...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick...
...you're having second thoughts.
You're shrinking.
And your two little balls are shrinking with you.
The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun...
...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle"...
...written on the side of mine...
...should precipitate...
...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now...
Fuck off
...and that, on either side of you, are your balls.
There are two types of balls:
There are big brave balls, and there are little faggot balls.
These are your last words so make them a prayer.
Dicks have drive and clarity of vision...
...but they're not clever.
They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action.
And you thought you smelled some good old pussy...
...and have brought your two little faggot balls along...
...for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up.
There's no pussy here...
...just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick...
...you're having second thoughts.
You're shrinking.
And your two little balls are shrinking with you.
The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun...
...and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle"...
...written on the side of mine...
...should precipitate...
...your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
Now...
Fuck off
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Stats
No activity in the last 90d
Last seen Sep 2020
Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -