"On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accomodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and i couldn't stop laughing"


"Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable."


This is my ship.
so piss off, if you dont like it.