So I get asked why Gerbil Farmer?

Well, mostly because I farm gerbils. It's not hard work - not like farming cattle, or corn. You just throw a bunch of gerbil seeds down anywhere and the little bastards literaly pop right out of the ground. My wife says I'm nuts, and those aren't gerbil seeds, but I know what I see. I sprinkle that shit around, wait a month or two and the cages are full of little baby gerbils. Where I come from that's called fucking evidence.

I didn't hear her complaining when I bought her that used Velator with the profits.