Not the sharpest tool in the box, Doink is excited by the Eve Radio Army conquring the galaxy. Clone ready and full of spunk lets go sock it to those cow pirates. Medals: Purple berries - battle of wherearethey (EVOL) Puple berries - battle of Tainor Purple berries - battle of Drunk Purple berries - Battle of Reboot Silver winkle - Podding of Moth Ball Purple berries - Never was so much owned by sop few (Mo0)

After a warp drive failure after his last battle (due to chewing gum in the power coupling) Doink has spent two years plodding back to base. Two years on and the ERA seems not to be the mighty empire spanning armada Doink hoped it might have become in his abscense.

So bubbalicious in hand it's time to take on the galaxy. Who are the pirastes these days anyway ?