Hi!

Sing it now:
"Space truckin' across the universe!"

Apparently if I go through a trade hub I'm supposed to give ISK away... ok then here goes:
I absolutely guarantee that for all the ISK you send me I will multiply it times a huge random number and send you back something something times that, UNLESS you are left handed today or right handed tomorrow in which case I will have to declare the offer void and not send any ISK back at all. Also if you are right handed today and left handed tomorrow consider all ISK sent to me a donation for which I thank you in advance...
If you are not left or right handed, or hot'n'sexily both handed or regretfully not-handed this offer of returning no ISK does not apply to you. Keep your ISK, baby...
All ISK sent asking for ISK for anyone not covered or uncovered or mentioned or not mentioned in the above text will be considered a levy for not reading this far. Thanks!

She who dares, something something...