"Flying a Gallente ship is like sitting on the sofa while screaming at your kids attacking the mailman"

"Your momma is so fat, they fitted a jump drive on her!"

** Short survival guide for New Players **
** In 0.4 or less **
1. Do not check local at any time.
2. Space is yours, you do not need to know the area you will live.
3. Never use safe spots and do not ever align, its a lie that you warp faster.
4. Any neutral in local is a possible friend.
5.
When in danger,
or in doubt,
smack in local,
scream and shout.

The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minimatar pray their ships hold together.

Hookbill is sexy. Kestrel is sexy too, but its a different kind of sexy.
It's the difference between your wife and your girlfriend. They're both sexy, but one of them costs more and if they ever meet, you're going to die in a fire and this analogy kind of doesn't work anymore.