Admiral Fapkins

Badge number? Classified. Don't ask again.

The relic sites used to mean something. Now they're picked clean by dirtbag Heron pilots who don't know a scorched telemetry processor from a cargo scanner. They come. They loot. They leave. No one files a report. No one cares.

Except me.

I don't have a redemption arc. I've got a grudge. Against every explorer who thinks cultural erasure is just a paycheck.