Liberally Mixed Vodka

"Large chunks of last night are missing, I have cuts on my left arm and there's a shotgun shell on my desk..."

Mixed Vodka can:

make you feel stronger
stops you from feeling bad
gives you shining white eyes
makes you a real man

wipes away your tears
removes your fears
makes everyone gorgeous

removes all your constraints
makes it so you are no longer lonesome

Yeah Wodka!