"Lovely Jita"
not by The Beatles

Lovely Jita, market maid
Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark I sell your parts away
Standing by a trade script meter
When I caught a glimpse of Jita
Filling in a ticket in her little sell order
From deep space she looked much colder
And the buyer across her station
Made her look a little like a marketeering man
Lovely Jita, meter maid
May I inquire discreetly
When are you free to take some isk with me
Took her out and tried to win her
Had a laugh and over spreadsheets
Told her…

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Hey... i dunno 'bout this "internet spaceship spreadsheets" thing. I spent 8 hours with a screen filled with Uis and tables and didn't see space once!

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https://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Turret_mechanics

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https://eve-marketdata.com