Amarr pray to god.
Caldari pray to profit.
Gallente pray for range.
Minmatar pray for duct tape.



Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it.
Gallente: Wait till i get in range...



A true life's lesson:
Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off.
Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened.
Structure is like a vagina: once you're in it, you're fucked.




ritadom Pareka > il vas falloir prouver sa valeur sous l'oeil de Dieu
Nyao Lunatica > Prions qu'il soit borgne