You play too much eve when....
1. When you have a car crash you run away to avoid been podded
2. Someone dies in a movie you say, "Hope he had his clone up to date"
3. You get on the freeway and say, "Warp drive..active."
4. You look at the periodic chart and see "tritanium" instead of "titanium
5. Every doorway you run towards then walk slowly to it from 15 metres away.
6. Before you get into a bar fight you orbit them.
7. ... you look at your boss and won
8. you fly an orca through null sec and low sec into empire to make 100% profit
9. ... you call geico and ask for "platinum insurance" for your car*