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Blondie Rhoads

Caldari Provisions[CP]
Sep 2, 2014
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(259d)
Combat
Kills277
Losses63
Efficiency81%
ISK
Destroyed34.69b
Lost2.75b
ISK Eff.93%
Solo
Solo Kills3
Solo Ratio1%
Final Blows30
Points277
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio11%
Avg Kills/Day0.01
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio

The details of my life are quite inconsequential...very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving exotic dancer owner from Lonetrek with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old Gallente prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse cans of Quafe of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Jita, gunnery lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds-pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Minmattar named Brutus ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking-I highly suggest you try it.
Dashboard
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Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -