Wellard Funky
12d ago
Jul 30, 2013(13y)
Jul 30, 2027(291d)
Combat
Kills378
Losses106
Efficiency78%
ISK
Destroyed98.99b
Lost13.22b
ISK Eff.88%
Solo
Solo Kills45
Solo Ratio12%
Final Blows116
Combat Points312
Other
NPC Losses14
NPC Loss Ratio13%
Avg Kills/Day0.08
ActivityLow
Wellard Funky
Last Active
12d ago
Birthday
Jul 30, 2013 (13 years old)
Next Birthday
Jul 30, 2027 (291 days)
Combat
Kills378
Losses106
Efficiency78%
Danger Ratio87%
ISK
Destroyed98.99b
Lost13.22b
ISK Efficiency88%
Balance+85.77b
Solo
Solo Kills45
Solo Ratio12%
Final Blows116
Combat Points312
Other
NPC Losses14
NPC Loss Ratio13%
Avg Kills/Day0.08
ActivityLow
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
I was born to a family of migrant ant farmers who raised me in a dugout made from cow dung and fed me every day on horses milk and droppings from the ant farm. My early childhood was a happy one and mostly consisted of playing in the roads using jumpers for goal posts and looking through the neighbours trash.
I went to school when I was 8 and stayed until I was 16 and studied advanced masturbation, ant milking and dog bothering.
My teacher Mr Hugewang Van Longendong said I was exceptionally gifted at dog bothering and that perhaps I should maybe look at cat wrangling or goldfish fingering. I came away from school with several qualifications outside of my main study group which included flatulance storage, toenail ordering and upwards gardening.
I now roam the stars practising everything that I learnt except that there are not many dogs or ants....so its mostly the masturbation, flatulance storage and toenail ordering.
I went to school when I was 8 and stayed until I was 16 and studied advanced masturbation, ant milking and dog bothering.
My teacher Mr Hugewang Van Longendong said I was exceptionally gifted at dog bothering and that perhaps I should maybe look at cat wrangling or goldfish fingering. I came away from school with several qualifications outside of my main study group which included flatulance storage, toenail ordering and upwards gardening.
I now roam the stars practising everything that I learnt except that there are not many dogs or ants....so its mostly the masturbation, flatulance storage and toenail ordering.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills3
Losses0
Efficiency100%
ISK Destroyed1.56b
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency100%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor10.67
Active TimezoneEUTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Flies With (Corps)
Intel Profile
PlaystyleMid Gang (3 kills)
Mid 67% Fleet 33%
Avg Fleet: 10.7
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