EVE to English Dictionary/Phrasebook

1. Yo, wanna 1v1?
Translation: Why hello there? Want to agress me, so me and 50
of my buddies can fight you at the same time?

2. [Multiple Items]
Translation: Please click, and accept the contract without reading
so I can scam you from your hard earned ISK.

3. Free ice cream, belt 1
Translation: You are the ice cream.

4. I am quitting EVE, give me your isk and I will double it!
Translation: Hello good sir, you seem to be of feeble mind and
lacking common sense, may I have your ISK please!

6. I am not a spy!
Translation: Yep, I am a spy.

7. Hello / Bonjour / Hola / Guten Tag / 你好
Translation: F*ck You! Drop them Nikes off yo a** 'fore I blast you motha**