When two noobs found love on a useless planet in gallente they begate this complete nubcheese of a pilot.
When asked how this nubcheese became an immortal respawning computer chip... Hobo has but one answer..... "Hobor!"
Hobo is also the master of the unique gambling game called "Give all the isk to hobo", whereby participants give hobo all their isk, and hobo thereby has all their isk.