THE COMMANDMENTS OF EVE:
1. Thou shalt not go afk unless thou wishes to lose thy ship.
2. Thou shall not smash thy computer from eve emo rage.
3. Thou shalt not mix gun types.
4. Thou shalt not shield & armor tank unless thou art looking for an ass kicking.
5. Thou shalt not steal from thy allies.
6. Thou shall not talk in local.
7. Thou shalt not Pass out while mining & care bearing.
8. Thou shall not play wanker music in TS.
9. Thou shall ignore annoying GF/wife and play EVE. Unless your Gf/wife plays EVE, then she is a goddess.
10. Thou shall clean ears out and LISTEN to the FC!!!!


THE EVE PRAYER:
Our beacon in Eve,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come
your will be done,
in 1DQ as it is was in M2.
Give us this day our daily killmail
and forgive us our unstacked guns
as we also have forgiven our lemmings.
And lead us not into temptation
But deliverance from Goons.
THE BEACON PROVIDES