Chuck Norris once killed True Sansha Lord with Miner I.
Chuck Norris drains cap from 10 AU.
CONCORD is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris clonejumps without clones. There is only one Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide numbers by zero
CONCORD fits 2x warp core stabilizer when see Chuck Noris

Chuck Norris can over-heat drones

The "All V's" option in EFT is actually Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cares not for DPS, his alpha strike is always enough

There are 5 damage types in eve: Thermal, kinetic, explosive, EM and Chuck Norris