i am cow
hear me moo
i weigh twice as much as you
and i look good on the the barbecueeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's
made from liquid from my udders
I am cow
i am cow
hear me mooooooooo


i am cow
eating grass
methane gas comes out my ass
and out my muzzle when i beeeeelch

oh the ozone layer is thinner
from the outcome of my dinner
i am cow
i am cow
ive got gaaaaasssssss

(chorus singing)
i am cow
here i stand
far and wide upon this land
and i am living everywheeerrree
from B.C to newfoundland
you can squeeze my teats by hand
i am cow
i am cow
i am cooooowwww

i am cow
i am cow
i am cooowwwwwwwwww