Monkei Farts should smell like a bananna.
English farst should smell like cups of Tea.
The Farting of a Fairy should be very light and airy.
When a Father Farts I hope you'll think of me.

A proud man's fart should sound out like a trumpet.
A pretty girls should barely even squeek.
An Irish Fart should always wilt with laughter.
It should melt your heart and melt your shorts as well.

But the one you can trust
Is the one who'ed rather bust
then let one rip right on the street.