What the duck did you just ducking say about me, you little snitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Caldari Navy Crabs, and I’ve been involved in numerous crab raids on Al-Corpus, and I have over 8 confirmed limbs. I am trained in crab warfare and I’m the top crab in the entire Caldari armed crabs. I will pinch you the cluck out with claws the likes of which has never been seen before in this system, mark my ducking words. You think you can get away with saying that filth to me over the Internet? Think again, shrimp. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of crabs across the cosmos and we are walking sideways towards you right now so you better prepare for the crab storm, krill. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ducking dead, prawn. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can de-shell you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare pinchers. Not only am I extensively trained in pincher combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Caldari Marine Crabs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable crusty-shell off the face of the grid, you little plankton. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your clacking mouth parts. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn prawn. I will spawn all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ducking dead, microbe!