I'll take your ass for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
It's scary like a rollercoaster
It will stretch you out so wide
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride
You're never gonna be the same
Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven
If you can't take a little pain?
Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
Even with a big old muff you won't get denied
For the weenie ride