How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they found it cheaper to move to another room.

How many Minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they are all busy trying to avenge the death of the old one.

How many Amarr does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they are all busy punishing the old one for converting to darkness.

How many Gallente does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, They have to vote about it three times

How many Triglavians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fucking guess.

How many eve players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, CCP does it and all eve players complain about the changed light.
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