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Artem Lowell
Aug 16, 2020
Mar 25, 2013(13y)
Mar 25, 2027(293d)
Combat
Kills13
Losses64
Efficiency17%
ISK
Destroyed666.20m
Lost17.50b
ISK Eff.4%
Solo
Solo Kills5
Solo Ratio38%
Final Blows7
Points13
Other
NPC Losses11
NPC Loss Ratio17%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Gallente
Intaki
5.00
Artem Lowell
Last Active
Aug 16, 2020
Birthday
Mar 25, 2013 (13 years old)
Next Birthday
Mar 25, 2027 (293 days)
Combat
Kills13
Losses64
Efficiency17%
Danger Ratio83%
ISK
Destroyed666.20m
Lost17.50b
ISK Efficiency4%
Balance-16836682734
Solo
Solo Kills5
Solo Ratio38%
Final Blows7
Points13
Other
NPC Losses11
NPC Loss Ratio17%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Once a humble ship janitor on a Gallente frigate, I rose to power when I accidentally hit the warp drive while cleaning. (Note to self: Those buttons are NOT for dusting.) The entire crew found themselves in Jita, and thus, I was promoted to Navigator for my 'uncanny sense of direction'.
My specialties include (but are not limited to):
- Inter-galactic navigation (I forgot to map my chain and now am checking each hole)
- Precision PVP (Read: Blind luck)
- Renowned ISK Financier (I sell masterclasses in fiscal humility, one catastrophic ship purchase at a time)
- Master diplomat (Read: 'Please don't shoot, we can talk about this!')
In between irritating the napping Sleepers and enjoying the galactic version of Where's Waldo with wormholes, I've honed my craft of 'Spaceship Flip-It or Rip-It'. My ships aren’t just gently used, they’re thrice-, quadrice-, and 'fell-off-the-back-of-the-freighter'-used. The crown jewel of my flotilla? The notorious `Non-Euclidean Xpress`. Purchased for less ISK than a kindergarten mining laser, she’s a Frankenstein fusion of salvaged parts, mysterious splotches, and a rainbow assortment of duct tape (a must-have for any ship maintenance kit). She's held together by sheer bloody-mindedness, an unhealthy confidence in my cloaking skills, and the persistent whisper that CONCORD has a spreadsheet with my face on it. She's a living testament to the EVE doctrine that one capsuleer's space scrapheap isk-sink can indeed become another's ludicrously overpowered, warp-speed Vixtrix luxury speed demon.
Fly safe, and anything under 5 au/s isn't worth worth the warp conduit!!
My specialties include (but are not limited to):
- Inter-galactic navigation (I forgot to map my chain and now am checking each hole)
- Precision PVP (Read: Blind luck)
- Renowned ISK Financier (I sell masterclasses in fiscal humility, one catastrophic ship purchase at a time)
- Master diplomat (Read: 'Please don't shoot, we can talk about this!')
In between irritating the napping Sleepers and enjoying the galactic version of Where's Waldo with wormholes, I've honed my craft of 'Spaceship Flip-It or Rip-It'. My ships aren’t just gently used, they’re thrice-, quadrice-, and 'fell-off-the-back-of-the-freighter'-used. The crown jewel of my flotilla? The notorious `Non-Euclidean Xpress`. Purchased for less ISK than a kindergarten mining laser, she’s a Frankenstein fusion of salvaged parts, mysterious splotches, and a rainbow assortment of duct tape (a must-have for any ship maintenance kit). She's held together by sheer bloody-mindedness, an unhealthy confidence in my cloaking skills, and the persistent whisper that CONCORD has a spreadsheet with my face on it. She's a living testament to the EVE doctrine that one capsuleer's space scrapheap isk-sink can indeed become another's ludicrously overpowered, warp-speed Vixtrix luxury speed demon.
Fly safe, and anything under 5 au/s isn't worth worth the warp conduit!!
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -