-1.90

Lodestone Toyee

Aggressive Optimisim[AGR.O]

Naval Defence Alliance[NAVY]

4h ago

Mar 13, 2013(13y)

Mar 13, 2027(288d)

Combat

Kills4,045

Losses281

Efficiency94%

ISK

Destroyed2.31t

Lost35.49b

ISK Eff.98%

Solo

Solo Kills416

Solo Ratio10%

Final Blows1,284

Points4,058

Other

NPC Losses7

NPC Loss Ratio2%

Avg Kills/Day0.84

ActivityMedium

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-1.90

Lodestone Toyee

Aggressive Optimisim[AGR.O]

Naval Defence Alliance[NAVY]

Director

Last Active

4h ago

Birthday

Mar 13, 2013 (13 years old)

Next Birthday

Mar 13, 2027 (288 days)

Combat

Kills4,045

Losses281

Efficiency94%

Danger Ratio98%

ISK

Destroyed2.31t

Lost35.49b

ISK Efficiency98%

Balance+2.28t

Solo

Solo Kills416

Solo Ratio10%

Final Blows1,284

Points4,058

Other

NPC Losses7

NPC Loss Ratio2%

Avg Kills/Day0.84

ActivityMedium

Bio

At yer service.

I have Core Scanner 1s out.
Recruitment Link Virgin

You play too much EVE when:
1. You get into a bar fight and you orbit them.
2. You get onto the highway and say *warp drive active*
3. You ask if you can get your paycheck in ISK.
4. Instead of saying "stop that man" you say "get points on him".
5. You have a car crash and you run away to avoid being podded.
6. You run out of groceries and go to buy more: You open your wallet and say to the clerk, "Lemme go kill a rat, im out of isk."
7. You get sick and you complain, "The capacitor is empty!"
8. You drive through a rough neighbourhood and constantly click scan on your radio to check for targets.
10. Your wife screams "rat in the bathroom" and you reply "what faction?"
11. You rush through a red light trying to avoid gatecampers.
12. You are not afraid of going to jail since you trained Criminal Connections V.
12. You ask your friends to X-up with what they are bringing to a party
13. When applying for a new job, you ask if the killboard is green.
14. When your friend needs to go to the airport, you offer to web him through the stoplights.
15. When a girl asks your Zodiac sign, you respond: "I trained Astrogeology V"
16. You always Drop the Blue Pill before you Crash into Exile.
17. You cannot put your cloak on because you are being targeted by someone.
18. You go to the cafe and order a BaconEgg&Cheese Azariel for breakfast
19. To cure your crippling autism, you invest in a Limited Social Adaptation Chip

EVE in 2025:

Orion Keppler > I think i spent more ISK on drugs than the entire enemy fleet.

Dashboard

Stats

Kills20

Losses1

Efficiency95%

ISK Destroyed4.99b

ISK Lost486.10m

ISK Efficiency91%

Solo Kills0

Solo Losses0

NPC Losses0

Blob Factor7.4