Now, this is a story all about how
My can got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just dock right there
I'll tell you how I became the pwn of a system called Luminare.

In west Gelfavin born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some Veldspar outside the moon
When a couple of noobs
Who were up to no good
Startin flippin cans in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my AI got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your corpie and clone in Luminare'

I whistled for a shuttle and when it came near
The ship name said Fresh and it had isogen in the mirror
If anything I could post that this ship was rare
But I thought forget it, yo homes to Luminaire!

I docked into a station around 7 or 8 and
I yelled to the pilot 'Yo n00b pwn ya later'
Looked at my kingdom i was finally there
To settle my throne as the pwn of Luminaire