Verily I have given you dominion over all the meats. Lambchops, Bison-burgers, turkey legs, pork shoulders....but amongst all my gifts, beef....Beef is the greatest of all these. Seared, stir-fried, char-broiled...these are but few of my gifts to thee.

Hark....do not fear. For this very night I have brought you a porterhouse.
It comes with mashed potatoes, and your choice of vegetable. It is perfectly seasoned and seared, because I'm not some kind of fucking amateur.

Sin ye not, lest I bring you the sirloin of shame. It's way too salty, and it's a pretty shitty cut of meat. It's chewy, and without flavor because I overcooked it. On purpose.
It comes with fries, and frankly you'll look like an asshole for ordering it.

Go now, unto the people....run to them like a wild Jiggly-Puff and tell them of my miracles.

Woe, woe, WOE to ye who hath ordered a veggie-pattie, for I respect your choice, but that is some weird soy-based bullshit, and thou hast forsaken me.