In honour of Whipple and his many mining alts (to Oliver's Army)
by Captain James Flint

Don't stop me mining
I could mine all night
My mind goes sleepwalking
While I'm putting these rocks to right
Called Careers information
Have you got yourself an occupation?

[Chorus:]
Whipple's Army is here to stay
Whipple's Army are on their way
And rocks would rather be anywhere else than here today.

There was a ganking party
They laughed and joked but got no kills
But its no laughing matter
When you've been docked and not making isk

Only takes one itchy trigger,
One more Widow, one less exhumer.

[Chorus]

Null Sec is up for grabs
Low Sec is full of campers
We could be in Wicked Creek
Overrun by a Russian Line
With the boys from RANE and INK and Mine

But there's no danger
It's a professional career
Though it could be arranged
With just a word in the right alliance ear

If you're out of luck or out of isk
We could send you to high sec for kicks

[Chorus]