Lasz spends most of each day wondering whether or not he is a cat.

If you believe he is confused, that is only because you are confused, and you should stop, take a breath, and ask yourself how it is that you can be so sure that Lasz is not a cat.

You should also know that Lasz killed the executive who cancelled Firefly. It was a slow, painful, and gruesome death.

Oprah is his next target.

Still reading? Enjoy the following haiku:

Even small children
know not to talk to strangers
and taste like chicken.






















Let's be honest about something: everyone's pod smells like the gas they pass. Am I right?