Penelope Anne Drizkowski
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Penelope Anne Drizkowski

May 3, 2015
Jan 3, 2013(13y)
Jan 3, 2027(123d)
Combat
Kills1
Losses20
Efficiency5%
ISK
Destroyed7.12m
Lost854.60m
ISK Eff.1%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows1
Combat Points1
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
PENNY DREADFUL!

As I've said, dude, now that I have Mushy Snugglebites and Felicia Sexop, it is only a matter of time until I find a n00b to use these beauties against. Also, I require a new ventilator... this pod smells of bacon. Bacon is for sycophants, and products of incest.

IF YOU'RE NOT a mate, or even of close facial symmetry, then you'll HAVE to STAY AWAY or meet these fiiiiine-ass ladies.

Otherwise, you can bring me Darky-Doo's autograph. She's my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE EDEN, the only one impressive enough that my loins skitter forth from retirement. Oh c'mon, don’t give me that "overshare" face! I'm joking, noone want it (expect herself)!

SO... in order to keep our social engagement to a minimum:
my research is going swimmingly
my psychoses notwithstanding
AND I require nothing else from you

Other than that you please stay a safe distance away from me. I am known to bite.



Booze, Boobs & Bombs

Wanna a pic, sweetheart?
Dashboard
Stats

No activity in the last 90d

Last seen May 2015

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -