In the year 20XX, the Russians had formed an alliance with the North Koreans creating the most devastating potato fuelled war machines Earth had ever seen. America - the greatest empire mankind had ever known - had been brought to its knees. A land, once filled with soaring eagles and drunk bimbos with fake titties was now a desolate wasteland. When the last glimmer of hope was fading, one man stood against all odds to rekindle the fire of patriotism. His name....was Ken America.

"I am the flail of Bob. If you have no committed great sins, he would not have sent a punishment such as me upon you."
- Genghis America